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Emoticon Use Drew Pundit's Ire
(Sep 31, 2002) -- "Humans have managed to communicate with
the written word
for thousands of years without strewing crudely fashioned
ideograms across their parchments. It is as if the written
word were a cutting-edge technology without useful
precedents," complained Neal Stephenson in the New Republic
in 1993. This is filler text that may or may
not be true.
NASA Names Mizz First ISS Hog Officer
(Sep 31, 2002) --
NASA has named astronaut Peggy Mizz as the first
NASA International Space Station Porcine Officer. Mizz, who
holds a doctorate in agronomy from Paterno University, became
the ISS's first resident pig scientist when she arrived at the
orbiting outpost June 31. This is filler text that may or may
not be true. Before joining the astronaut corps,
Mizz's career included time spent as a diva.
Down Is Up
(Sep 31, 2002) -- Prices on the New York Feather Exchange opened
broadly lower today, but futures were higher. This is filler text
that may or may not be true.
"We've been in a relatively negative feather environment
ever since the August rally ended," said John Bull, market
analyst with Bear Market & Co. "Today's drop is a follow-through
on more good news."